Thursday, June 15, 2006

Die al-Qaeda: A Better War Song

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Seems some poor Marine (or was he a marine?) got in trouble because of a song about killing terrorists. Since that seems like a good topic for a song, the Alliance has come to the conclusion that the statement, "contrary to the high standards expected of all Marines" means it was just a bad song. So we are coming up with some better examples. Here is my take on the whole situation.

Die al-Qaeda (sung to the tune of the Knack's "My Sharona")
Ooh, you little nasty one, you bastard son
When you gonna pay for your crimes, al-Qaeda
Ooh, you've got it coming son, for what ya done
Got it comin' right 'tween the eyes, al-Qaeda

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a memory
We always get it done, not revenge, just for victory
Die, die, die, aye-aye, whoa!
D-d-d-die al-Qaeda

Look a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, al-Qaeda
Keepin' it alive you see, the memory
It is just a matter of time, al-Qaeda

Never gonna stop, give it up, you can't hide you see
We always get it done, in the end, we'll have victory
Die, die, die, aye-aye, whoa!
D-d-d-die al-Qaeda
D-d-d-die al-Qaeda

When you gonna give it up, and let us be?
It is just a matter of time, al-Qaeda
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just that God's on our side, al-Qaeda?

Never gonna stop, never quit, such a memory
We always get it done, not revenge, but for victory
Die, die, die, aye-aye, whoa!
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-die, die, die, aye-aye, whoa!
D-d-d-die al-Qaeda
D-d-d-die al-Qaeda

Ooooooo-ohhh, die al-Qaeda
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

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