Monday, January 08, 2007

Good Guys 1, Bad Guys 0

Blog: Breaking News | Tampabay.com - St. Petersburg Times: Intruder, 16, shot by homeowner A pair of burglars - teenagers - break into a home at 9:30 on Sunday evening. They open fire inside the home. They hit no one.

A resident retrieves a gun and returns fire, striking one of them in the abdomen.

One goblin is in hospital, the other is being sought by police. No good-guys were injured.

Since the goblin in the hospital is 16 years old, the Brady Bunch will count this as a "Child shot." The fact that the child in question was engaged in armed robbery, and was shot in what appears to be legal self-defense is not a fact that appeals to the Brady Bunch; they will ignore it.

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