U Can't Touch This

Hammer time: Minn. clerk uses tools to repel thief I love a story about attitude.

A masked robber tried to hold up a store and fails.

Garcia says the employee calmly asked him to remove the mask and the man said, "This is a robbery, don't you know that?"

When the man grabbed the cash register, the clerk hit the man once with a hammer. Then the clerk threw the hammer at the man, pulled out a second one and chased the man away. The man dropped the cash register and fled on foot.

Score one for the good guys. [via KABA]