Saturday, March 28, 2009

Things that make you go... WTF?

Headmaster: No vampires at Boston school - MarketWatch OK, are they having classes at night?
The headmaster of a Boston private school says contrary to rumors her prestigious institution is not home to so-called vampires.
Police were dispatched to deal with the situation. Your tax dollars at work.
The school was founded in 1635, and its students have included Ben Franklin, Sam Adams, Louis Farrakhan, and Sumner Redstone.
I guess standards are slipping just a little the last few years.

I wonder if Massachusetts will rush to enact reasonable vampire control?

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