Thursday, May 27, 2010

Because Mayor Dumbbell Daley Is Always Amusing

Taking a break from shouting "It's the guns!" Daley is now blaming text messaging. Clout St: Daley blames suburbanites for city beach unrest
"They text people, where people are going in congregation," Daley said. "So you make a number of arrests, a number of arrests were both city and suburban. We had a lot of suburban people arrested."

"We know there's texting going on, something going on in the suburban area with a lot of young adults, we know that," Daley said. Suburban youths are apparently sending each other texts to meet up and drink on Chicago beaches, he said.
News Flash! Young People Use Text Messaging to Communicate. (In the words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon!")

Maybe Daley will discover the intertubes next.

If I was in suburban Chicago, and I wanted to spend a day at the beach, I would drive to the Indiana or Michigan Dunes, or head north to Wisconsin (though the beaches are better in Indiana.)

And you don't have to put up with the insanity that used to be the Great City of Chicago.

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