Police said a Slinger homeowner called the authorities, saying he had shot and killed an intruder at about 2 a.m. Saturday in the 100 block of Kettle Moraine Drive.Neighbor's if not exactly shocked, are surprised to discover that they live in the Real World™ where crime really does exist.
Officers said they found a 20-year-old man dead on the homeowner's porch
I was astonished. You know, my friend has her hair salon right up here. The kids play in the park. Grandma lives right around the corner and this is just a small townNo, you don't live in Pleasantville. If you are reading this, then you too live in the Real World™ and should be aware that crime isn't something that only happens to "other kinds of people" in "other kinds of places."
As for this story... Good Guys 1, Bad Guys 0.