Man attacked with dangerous pork chop

Alphecca: We Need Pork Chop Control!.

Frozen food used as an offensive weapon. (As Alphecca says... Oh, the humanity!)

What's next? Assualt Lamb Shanks? High Capacity hot dog packages? (Does anyone really need a package of more than 10 hot dogs? The buns only come in packages of 8 after all) </sarcasm>