Thursday, December 14, 2006

How to be a victim

Dr. Sanity: DR. SANITY'S PRACTICAL GUIDE TO VICTIMHOOD
Becoming a victim --as we all have learned from famous TV stars, prominent politicians; religions, races, and even nations--is an advantageous state of being in many ways, several of which are:

-You are not responsible for what happened to you
-You are always morally right
-You are not accountable to anyone for anything
-You are forever entitled to sympathy
The list goes on, and other info includes how to become a victim, how to maintain your victim status, etc.

Trust me, it is worth your time to read it.

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