Friday, December 19, 2008

Sad But True

The tag line at the end says it all: "We're the Big Three. We don't need to compete."


The full text, for all you searching Google:
You wouldn't buy our shitty cars, so we'll be taking your money anyway.

The Bailout. Coming this January.

You probably thought it was smart to but a foreign import of superior quality, with better milage and resale value. Maybe you even thought that years of market share loss might prod us into rethinking our process and redesigning our products with better quality in mind. But you forgot one thing: We spend a shitload of money on lobbyists. So now you're out $25 billion, plus the cost of your Subaru. Maybe next time you'll buy American like a real man. Either way we're cool.

We're the Big Three. We don't have to compete.

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